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GREATEST IMPROVISED LINE EVER

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posted 1 week ago with 291,251 notes  fifthharmony)

i-will-post-eventually:

thesouffleegirl:

napoleonbonerhard:

bobafettuccine:

Rebecca Black’s ‘Friday’ and Nyan Cat played on piano simultaneously

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posted 1 month ago with 259,831 notes  incursive)

mikasaesukasa:

im not in that fandom but i know a golden post when i see one

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andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

headless-hat:

jupitereyed:

kkatkkrap:

justdrinktea:

so in Japanese, we sang Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.

here’s a general gist of the translation:

Rudolph had a shiny nose
no one liked him
he cried every night
then one Christmas it was dark
Santa decided Rudolph’s nose was convenient (literally it says convenient)
Rudolph was useful.

I SHIT YOU NOT. 

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That’s basically the song without all of the fluff, though.

IT’S LIKE A VULCAN CHRISTMAS CAROL

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ironmanavengeme:

Looks Like I’m getting wasted tonight!

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deadjosey:

creepsmcpasta:

 

newyearnewhummus:

HEY LITTLE GUY IF ANYBODY EVER TELLS U UR DUMB DNT BELIVE THEM BC U GRADUATED I COULDN’T EVEN DO THAT GOOD JOB LIL ANIMAL

BABY PUGPUG  

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posted 1 month ago with 160,589 notes  lepus)

ninjakato:

ruaniamh:

kaymonstar:

I keep laughing.

HERE COMES THE AIRPLANE

"EAT THE FUCKING BISCUIT MEATBAG!!!"

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posted 1 month ago with 488,776 notes  quevidamastriste)

solitarylikeme:

   

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posted 1 month ago with 309,404 notes  zonanort)

tramampoline:

Favourite jokes

  • Referring to any four-legged animal as a weird dog
  • Massively underestimating the number of nearly uncountable objects
  • Massively overestimating the number of clearly countable objects
  • Bad puns in TV episode titles

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posted 1 month ago with 107,946 notes  tramampoline)

At Least It Was Here - The 88
I can’t count the reasons I should stay
One by one they all just fade away
Oh, I love you more than words can say

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posted 1 month ago with 6,287 notes  play-listings)